Familiars
Familiars are the hardcore badasses that stick with you through thick and thin. They’ve got your back before you even realize you need it. From Clyde the Glide with his killer moves and taste for bunny spines to the DarkHounds who learned not to mess with the ‘Ol Sweaty, these companions are here to make sure you’re always ready to Find Out. Get yourself a Familiar and let the chaos commence!
Clyde the Glide
Clyde is the most powerful Familiar MAGPETEo has ever had the pleasure of working with. He can Walk Like Dog, an extremely rare Familiar Attribute.
His favored prey are baby bunnies and chipmunks. Eyeballs and spines are a normal gift from Clyde to Magpeteo. In return MAGPETEo provides Clyde with Tuna Power.
Finding Out is all Clyde does, and you can too if you Fuck Around.
DarkHounds
TarkStructor and Garm the Harm support Sweat Golem in every Endeavor. Whether that be Sweating, Drinking PBR Tallboys or Crying Himself to Sleep.
They Found Out the day they tried to Fuck Around with ‘Ol Sweaty, and are ready to pass that Love on to You!
