Coven – Alpha Team

Alpha Team are the fukkin OG Maffukkas that will not only help you to Find Out, they’ll do it before you even knew you done Fucked Around. There are still a few spots left on Alpha, so hurry your sweet ass up and do the thing.

Sweat Golem

Sweat Golem is an amalgamated Force of Sweat and Anger. Growing up as the younger brother of MAGPETEo he was subjected to the true power of Flaming Magnetism and the true sadness of living with the knowledge that we’re in a simulation.

Don’t fuck with Sweat Golem, unless you want to Find Out.


The Power of Flavor is strong with ShyDawg! ShyDawg will spike your digestive tract with sport pepper Cleansing Blasts and your tastebuds with Crunch and Sweet Spice.

You can definitely Find Out when you fucks with ShyDawg.

Sensei UkeleleFist

UkeleleFist is a Lord of Edgertucky. Equipped with Black Belts in Kyuki-Do, Loud Talking, Napping and Barging, he’s definitely one you want on your team.

Go fishing with Ol’ UkeFist and Find Out.

Grizzrobo, Gunslinger

Grizz Fucks Around with a vengeance, Breeding and Feeding on the daily. Mrs. Robo has birthed 3 amazing children including JJ Jiu-Jitsu Jammies and the Wookie Twins.

Find Out from Grizz and you might just meet your last Space Marine.


NoAhh has only been captured on film once. He Fucked Around, then Found Out when his Soul was Captured on the Devil’s Medium.

As a result of this unfortunate incident NoAhh was transformed in to the SEOMaster he is today. Find a picture? Fuck Around.